I wouldn't have been.

There's a kernel of truth behind every joke.

Alright, I can take the backyard hose showers, but getting bitten on the ass by a mosquito at the same time is just too much. I will not be mocked.

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damn mosquitoes still exist? I haven't seen them in my area for the past few years.

Welcome back to MB, dj !!

Plenty of mosquitos south of the border, my friend - and loaded up with horrible new diseases, like zika and chikungunya. I personally know of about 10 people who've had chikungunya, which leaves you feeling like a crippled bag of s**t for about 2 to 6 weeks.

The bad news is that these mosquitos are spreading north too - at least until Trump puts up a net big enough to catch 'em all.

On behalf of the UK, acting as Trump's w***e in Europe, I can confirm we will fully endorse the construction of such a net, assuming it covers the entirety of the Atlantic as well.

Funding will be provided through paper sales once the media-inspired hysteria grips the nation at the thought of Mozzies utilising the North Atlantic Current to land here and start getting jobs ahead of the local populace.

The air conditioning at Burger King is ****ing useless. It's not even that hot out and I was sweating on customers' food all day. In protest of this lack of climate control, I unbuttoned the three buttons at the top of my shirt for the rest of my shift, exposing my sasquatch-like coat of chest hair for all of my employees to see (they were in turns horrified and amused). It had the unforeseen benefit of cooling me off everytime I breathing through my nose and down into my shirt.

On a completely unrelated note, a customer returned her food today after finding a hair sticking out of her sandwich. Actually hurled it right through the drive-thru window.

Must have been the "Angry Whopper".

Thanks, yeah I know about the zika virus. I was talking to someone recently that has a son that's some kind of scientist and just got a bunch of funding thrown his way to find some kind of solution for the zika virus. Summer Olympics should be super interesting this year.

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