Please just stop referring to the growth on Frowny's face as a beard. It's inappropriate. And pretty damn insulting to the real beards out there.

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You'll learn how to make a good joke one day my dude.

^ boom

He's not wrong. Please shave.

Oh well, guess you guys are gonna have to live with it somehow. Go listen to some Yanni to help overcome it.

My day has just started. I just woke up from the most intense dream of me, Prince, and David Bowie sitting around a table having drinks and talking about what "art" means to us. In my dream, I thought to myself, "I want to take a picture with these guys to prove to my friends I hung out with Prince and Bowie." But in the end I didn't ask because it would've been douchey.

Red dream, bro.

















I do not believe I said "rad."

FYI: Don't jokingly suggest putting a crying baby in a freezer to shut it up to a new mother. They don't take it very well.

Sounds like that bitch had no sense of humour.

were you even joking tho