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Old 05-04-2016, 04:55 PM   #36721 (permalink)
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Just wait until your cat has diarhea and you have to cut the **** from its butt hairs. You will understand what love is.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-04-2016, 05:00 PM   #36722 (permalink)
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Wouldn't love be cleaning it so you don't have the cut the butt hair?
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Old 05-04-2016, 05:03 PM   #36723 (permalink)
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Clearly you have never had a cat with diarrhea. There is no option. If you've ever tried washing the **** from a cat's ass then all you know is that it makes the smell worse while not actually accomplishing anything.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-04-2016, 05:50 PM   #36724 (permalink)
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Just wait until your cat has diarhea and you have to cut the **** from its butt hairs. You will understand what love is.
I believe this falls under the "cross that bridge when I come to it" category.
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Old 05-04-2016, 05:58 PM   #36725 (permalink)
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No self-respecting feline would ever allow a human to clean his arse-- at least not while his tongue were still viable.
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Old 05-04-2016, 06:00 PM   #36726 (permalink)
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No self-respecting feline would ever allow a human to clean his arse-- at least not while his tongue were still viable.
That's why you have a mother with strong hands. It is most definitely a two-man job. Just like shaving its hair because it's a ridiculously long-haired beast with super-fleas that don't respond to normal medication.
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That's why you have a mother with strong hands. It is most definitely a two-man job. Just like shaving its hair because it's a ridiculously long-haired beast with super-fleas that don't respond to normal medication.
Well, no sh!t. The flea meds don't work because they've been so overly used (at least here in the Southeast) that many fleas have acquired an immunity to them. Any vet who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.
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Old 05-04-2016, 06:17 PM   #36728 (permalink)
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Well, no sh!t. The flea meds don't work because they've been so overly used (at least here in the Southeast) that many fleas have acquired an immunity to them. Any vet who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.
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