Just wait until your cat has diarhea and you have to cut the **** from its butt hairs. You will understand what love is.

Wouldn't love be cleaning it so you don't have the cut the butt hair?

Clearly you have never had a cat with diarrhea. There is no option. If you've ever tried washing the **** from a cat's ass then all you know is that it makes the smell worse while not actually accomplishing anything.

I believe this falls under the "cross that bridge when I come to it" category.

No self-respecting feline would ever allow a human to clean his arse-- at least not while his tongue were still viable.

That's why you have a mother with strong hands. It is most definitely a two-man job. Just like shaving its hair because it's a ridiculously long-haired beast with super-fleas that don't respond to normal medication.

Well, no sh!t. The flea meds don't work because they've been so overly used (at least here in the Southeast) that many fleas have acquired an immunity to them. Any vet who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.

Yes, it is the Great Satan.

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Anybody live near Austin? This seriously couldn't be better news this morn. LCD Soundsystem AND Radiohead? I'm fucking going. Fuck my job, fuck my friends, fuck my family, I'ma be front row for LCD bellee dat

Finally finished getting our taxes done. $6,450 headed our way. Time to pay off some debt. Linda's been out of work 3 months now so we can use the assist.