If nothing else, at least the dude had legitimate facial hair.

*drops mic*

So what's the deal with airline food?

We need to stop this left coast, late night banter. We're only amusing two people. Kinda like dual de la masturbación.

To be fair, I'm one of the people who are amused when I make fun of you, so it's like amusing fifteen regular members.

Frownland > 15:1 >everybody else.

Just because you are tall doesn't mean you inherit that sort of domination.

*slaps Frowny REALLY hard in the face*

Step down sir. Step down.

*Tall, smart, and better than you by a margin of 15.

*Small, gay, and chewing the same bubble gum for 15 years.

You're just jealous of my gum chewing world record.

I have you beat by at least four years. Listen to Chula, step down.

In a few minutes I have to go into the backyard and shower with the hose before going to work. I don't wanna.

Update: OMFG!!! I've taken cold showers before, but nothing could have prepared me for just how much ass that just sucked. It was like being attacked by millions of cold, wet killer bees. It gave me asthma. Two more weeks of this ****.