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ChelseaDagger 04-22-2016 05:08 PM

Or the Sumo way with fat-suits, chopsticks, and diapers.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-22-2016 05:15 PM

Or the Russian way: drunk and wearing cool winter hats.

Chula Vista 04-22-2016 06:28 PM

Or the Batlord way. In the bathroom at the sink watching himself.

The Batlord 04-22-2016 07:35 PM

I can't actually fit into a bathroom sink, but in my defense, there are few who can.

Frownland 04-22-2016 08:23 PM

Learn to read, there's no fitting context for your joke.

RoxyRollah 04-22-2016 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1692852)
I can't actually fit into a bathroom sink, but in my defense, there are few who can.

The sinks at BK dont count bitch anybody can shower in those.

The Batlord 04-22-2016 09:04 PM

"In the bathroom sink" is all the context required.

Frownland 04-22-2016 09:40 PM

In the bathroom at the sink you nonce.

Frownland 04-22-2016 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1692717)
Attending a funeral for my great grandmother this weekend and I have to say that my Mormon (mom's) side of the family is so ****ing boring.

So I guess Mormons are pretty concerned with their genealogy and which prophets they were related to. One distant relative was bragging about how many she was related to while being upset that it makes her related to Obama and I asked if Muhammad was one of the prophets she was related to. I have never seen anybody so pissed off before in my life, it was great.

djchameleon 04-22-2016 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1692861)
So I guess Mormons are pretty concerned with their genealogy and which prophets they were related to. One distant relative was bragging about how many she was related to while being upset that it makes her related to Obama and I asked if Muhammad was one of the prophets she was related to. I have never seen anybody so pissed off before in my life, it was great.

:beer:

I would have loved to have seen that. You should've whipped out your cell and recorded it.


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