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Old 04-18-2016, 04:41 PM   #36561 (permalink)
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Or if you have balls, just skip the middleman and light your cig directly off the stove.
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Old 04-18-2016, 04:46 PM   #36562 (permalink)
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Aren't lighters like $2 tops at any given gas station?
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Old 04-18-2016, 04:54 PM   #36563 (permalink)
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A broken in half q-tip and flame from a stove works as a great substitute when needed.

Except of course if you have an electric range. Then you are a total dumbass.
Wouldn't the electric stove on principle lite a cigarette the same way the car lighter would? Come to think of it, it's like having a mini-electric stove the width of a quarter in your car.
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Old 04-18-2016, 04:56 PM   #36564 (permalink)
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Or if you have balls, just skip the middleman and light your cig directly off the stove.
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Old 04-18-2016, 04:57 PM   #36565 (permalink)
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Aren't lighters like $2 tops at any given gas station?
Yes but this is about what to do when you don't have one and have to MacGyver one.
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Yes but this is about what to do when you don't have one and have to MacGyver one.
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Old 04-18-2016, 06:52 PM   #36567 (permalink)
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Now all there is left to make is self lighting blunts.
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Wouldn't the electric stove on principle lite a cigarette the same way the car lighter would? Come to think of it, it's like having a mini-electric stove the width of a quarter in your car.
Yes, but you have to be rather dismissive of your eyebrows.

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Yes. Light the q-tip and it acts like a match. Not the fuzzy end BTW.
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I also have landlords that don't let me smoke in the house or backyard. I guess I can bring a ****load of toothpicks and keep the flame going and walk to the park with it.
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