Or if you have balls, just skip the middleman and light your cig directly off the stove.

Aren't lighters like $2 tops at any given gas station?

Wouldn't the electric stove on principle lite a cigarette the same way the car lighter would? Come to think of it, it's like having a mini-electric stove the width of a quarter in your car.

Bowl.

Yes but this is about what to do when you don't have one and have to MacGyver one.

Now all there is left to make is self lighting blunts.

Yes, but you have to be rather dismissive of your eyebrows.

That just means you have to have even bigger cojones.

Yes. Light the q-tip and it acts like a match. Not the fuzzy end BTW.

I also have landlords that don't let me smoke in the house or backyard. I guess I can bring a ****load of toothpicks and keep the flame going and walk to the park with it.