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I'm auditioning for a show and when I asked how long I should play for, they said "just come with your three best songs." So my setlist is going to start with a looping soundclip from Days of Our Lives for thirty minutes, then I'll play a small piece of metal while humming for thirty seconds for the second song, then I'll close with a two note guitar drone that will last seven months.
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People will probably just think you were laughing at the sight of your own tiny penis.
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You gotta have a sense of humour about yourself.
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Mother Nature beat the ever living **** out of my home this week, tried stealing the fence, ripped siding and ****ing plywood off the walls, and killed the power to over 100,000 people across southwestern BC. Please stop.
http://i.imgur.com/nanIgbC.jpg?1 http://i.imgur.com/0dHfgQp.jpg?1 http://i.imgur.com/WVFzFMz.png?1 Fortunately I'm only renting this place so that landlord will cover all of the damages and repairs, but he certainly has my sympathy, over last weekend he literally just finished repairing then damage caused by the last storm. |
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