Real southern german potato salad is made without mayo and is delicious.
You americans just came to eat the most disgusting variety for some reason.

Mayonnaise industry propaganda.

Mayo is morally wrong.

Southern Germany? You mean Austria? Where Hitler was born? ****ing Nazi.

I know a guy that put mayo on everything. I think he died from too much mayo. At the Mayo Clinic.

My game is a little off today.

Mayo game get back on track.

I'm so sorry.

I guess you could argue that had Hitler eaten potato salad with mayo all his life, he'd have died much earlier, possibly during childhood.
So in a way the good kind of potato salad is kinda nazi-ish.

I'm bored.

Whats this place like these days?