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Old 01-21-2016, 11:22 AM   #35871 (permalink)
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So you're telling me if you were given two options: a plate of chicken strips or a nude Roxy laying on a bed ready to take some Batty schlong and you could only select one you'd take the chicken?????
Well, she's black, so I could take the chicken and use the leftovers to lure her back to my house.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:24 AM   #35872 (permalink)
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Well, she's black, so I could take the chicken and use the leftovers to lure her back to my house.
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:25 AM   #35873 (permalink)
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No dice, not fried.
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:31 AM   #35874 (permalink)
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Do I look like a salad-eating homosexual to you? Grilled chicken strips are for vegetarians.
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:34 AM   #35875 (permalink)
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Once you fry them they become chicken fingers. Let the semantics debate begin.

And yes you do, you just look like you eat a holy ****load of salad.
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:43 AM   #35876 (permalink)
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I'm more offended by the accusation of saladry than fatness.
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:49 AM   #35877 (permalink)
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Are you telling me that your hick ass never ate potato salad?
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:51 AM   #35878 (permalink)
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I quite dislike potato salad.
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:52 AM   #35879 (permalink)
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Finally, some common ground that isn't Slayer.

I've noticed that white people call anything that they add mayo to salad. Potato salad, tuna salad, macaroni salad, bread meat and cheese salad, coleslaw, etc.
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Old 01-21-2016, 12:04 PM   #35880 (permalink)
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I don't know why people like potato salad. Cold potatoes are disgusting, no matter how much mayonnaise you put on them.
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