Well, she's black, so I could take the chicken and use the leftovers to lure her back to my house. http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/thu...7697_thumb.png

nailed it

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No dice, not fried.

Do I look like a salad-eating homosexual to you? Grilled chicken strips are for vegetarians.

Once you fry them they become chicken fingers. Let the semantics debate begin.

And yes you do, you just look like you eat a holy ****load of salad.

I'm more offended by the accusation of saladry than fatness.

Are you telling me that your hick ass never ate potato salad?

I quite dislike potato salad.

Finally, some common ground that isn't Slayer.

I've noticed that white people call anything that they add mayo to salad. Potato salad, tuna salad, macaroni salad, bread meat and cheese salad, coleslaw, etc.

I don't know why people like potato salad. Cold potatoes are disgusting, no matter how much mayonnaise you put on them.