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Old 01-15-2016, 12:21 AM   #35831 (permalink)
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Do you ever get so drunk that it's been a few minutes since I started that sentence and I don't remember where it was going.
What the **** point are you trying to pee without hitting the rim and not wanting to wipe the world of young hipster Beefheart nerds?
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Old 01-15-2016, 01:46 AM   #35832 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-15-2016, 08:47 AM   #35833 (permalink)
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At least Batty would've spellchecked "honest"
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Old 01-15-2016, 11:18 AM   #35834 (permalink)
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Old 01-15-2016, 11:36 AM   #35835 (permalink)
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Old 01-15-2016, 12:08 PM   #35836 (permalink)
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I was just invited to an open mic tonight. An old friend that I haven't seen in years has been hosting one every Friday at a bar my old band used play at. Apparently he knows all the people from my old band too. Small world.

On a different note, here's a funny email exchange from this morning:

x-GF: Happy Friday! Woot! Woot! Got most of my 1099’s done & now boxing up 2015 stuff. Yippee me! How was your schrimpkin?

Me: Shrimp-a-licious.

x-GF: I do like shrimp. As long as it doesn’t look like shrimp. As long as I don’t see it alive first. As long as it doesn’t have any legs. As long as it doesn’t have any eyes. I’m I annoying you yet??? Don’t answer that!

Me: No, not at all. Emails are silent.

x-GF: Okay, I’ll call you. Ha! Ha! Ha! I’m so funny!

Me: Just turned my phone off.

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Me: Knife.
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Old 01-15-2016, 02:05 PM   #35837 (permalink)
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Dude! You have ****ed some strange ****.
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Old 01-15-2016, 02:12 PM   #35838 (permalink)
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Ah lahks me sum strange.
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Old 01-15-2016, 02:13 PM   #35839 (permalink)
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Ah lahks me sum strange.
She does have a great smile and looks great in Orange.
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Old 01-15-2016, 02:33 PM   #35840 (permalink)
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She got a reel purdy mouth too.
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