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01-15-2016, 12:21 AM | #35831 (permalink) |
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What the **** point are you trying to pee without hitting the rim and not wanting to wipe the world of young hipster Beefheart nerds?
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01-15-2016, 01:46 AM | #35832 (permalink) | |
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wtf
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01-15-2016, 11:18 AM | #35834 (permalink) | |
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01-15-2016, 12:08 PM | #35836 (permalink) |
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I was just invited to an open mic tonight. An old friend that I haven't seen in years has been hosting one every Friday at a bar my old band used play at. Apparently he knows all the people from my old band too. Small world.
On a different note, here's a funny email exchange from this morning: x-GF: Happy Friday! Woot! Woot! Got most of my 1099’s done & now boxing up 2015 stuff. Yippee me! How was your schrimpkin? Me: Shrimp-a-licious. x-GF: I do like shrimp. As long as it doesn’t look like shrimp. As long as I don’t see it alive first. As long as it doesn’t have any legs. As long as it doesn’t have any eyes. I’m I annoying you yet??? Don’t answer that! Me: No, not at all. Emails are silent. x-GF: Okay, I’ll call you. Ha! Ha! Ha! I’m so funny! Me: Just turned my phone off. x-GF: Me: Knife.
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01-15-2016, 02:05 PM | #35837 (permalink) |
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Dude! You have ****ed some strange ****.
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