I live in a hellish world of hideous shit :)

I won the powerball last night, but unfortunately I lost my ticket when it was struck by lightning five times in a row before it got mauled by a polar bear in southern California. I didn't even know that bears could get pissed off at pieces of paper.

Did you DiCaprio the **** out of that bear?

I only let it attack my ticket once, so no.

Weird. Bears usually come back after a short while to attack a ticket again.

Mamma bears are so protective of their stubs.....

http://img12.deviantart.net/fda1/i/2...t_emoticon.gif

Since Batlord's away, I can admit that that was pretty funny.

Dumb ass bear, he could've bought so many coca-colas with that money.

You shouldn't let one person with diarrhea of the mouth keep you from voicing your opinions.

I'm meek and easily intimidated.