Ahh yes, let us look back and reflect on all you have done here..

Remember that time you insulted my mom? or that time you insulted Ki? or that time you insulted LiL? or all those times you posted drunk and barely made any sense?

Good times.

I was asleep.

I think they should make an app on your phone that sends you to an internet forum when you're trying to drunk text. Much less life-altering.

So, who did you **** with, and how bad is the damage?

Lol@ Plankton thinking I text anyone.

wut?

You said... no, you eluded to... words and stuff. Never mind.

Stop laughing at me.

I alluded to the general concept of regretting one's drunk texts.

Here I was hoping there's some BK employee out there waiting to smash you in the face with their phone after you confused real life with MB.

Well, it sounds like there might be a halfway decent chance that I could turn that failed class into an incomplete so that I could finish that last assignment or something and not have it affect my GPA. A bit of professionally-written whining about my work schedule throwing me out of whack, causing me to legitimately forget to take my meds -- which keep me reasonably functional -- on a semi-regular basis might just work to get the dean to intervene (several emails to my professor have gone completely ignored). Using the word "disability" will hopefully tip the balance for a grade appeal.

Quasi-bull****, but I've been barely able to keep myself together the past few months, between school and work, so it's still pretty true. When my GPA is at stake I really don't give a **** about trying to weasel out of a bad grade. Gotta do what I gotta do. Fingers crossed.

Just because I've never drunk texted any co-workers doesn't mean they don't want to smash me in the face. I wouldn't be The Batlord if they didn't.

Don't piss off the Bat.