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Old 12-26-2015, 06:45 PM   #35641 (permalink)
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You said you had an "ultra saber". That's not a thing.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-26-2015, 06:49 PM   #35642 (permalink)
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MB Fund Raiser Alert:

Who - Roxy and the Bat

What - Long overdue sexual encounter

Where - To be determined

When - Sometime in 2016

How - By God almighty

Funds needed: Plane ticket, hotel room, and bar tab to get these two together once and for all. I'm thinking about $500 should seal the deal.

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Old 12-26-2015, 07:18 PM   #35643 (permalink)
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No man, I really do own a light saber.Not a ****ty plastic one either...300 bones worth of real.No innuendo friend.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:01 PM   #35644 (permalink)
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Unless you actually have a sword made of pure light, then **** off.
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:27 PM   #35645 (permalink)
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I do!

It lights up, changes color when strking with it, has a sound board.....
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:28 PM   #35646 (permalink)
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Then why are you still poor? You could sell the tech or become a supervillain.
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:51 PM   #35647 (permalink)
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Oracles are not rich Charles....
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:54 PM   #35648 (permalink)
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Because they spend all their money on Tecate and beans.
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fore·play

ˈfôrˌplā

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sexual activity that precedes intercourse.
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Old 12-26-2015, 09:44 PM   #35650 (permalink)
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Just gave my buddy the burned, 5-CD prog collection I made for him, which I think was well-received -- upon hearing Hawkwind's "Magnu" for the first time, his reaction was, "That was insane!"

I received a case of Yuengling for my trouble and then bought myself Morrowind, KOTOR 2, and Halo Anniversary Edition (it was a two-for-one deal). So now I'm gonna get wasted and play Knights of the Old Republic, as God intended on the day after his only begotten son's birthday.
I do hope you included Supertramp, Hawkwind, Procol Harum, and the Moody Blues.
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