We've had dogs in the house for almost twenty years, but we just had to put down the very last one. On Christmas Eve. I think it's time for some serious drinking.

Christmas just got real.

I love you. ...:(..well the person you are online.....fuck you very much....

I promise I'll cry when we have to get you euthanized as well. BTW we still need to set up that appointment to get you spayed.

As long as we go on two for one day.

Bring a girlfriend, IDGAF.

Bitch I hang out here....I have no ****ing friends.

Then bring a hot co-worker. We can make you both sterile so I don't have to keep using condoms.

Condoms! Pfffft.

All my co workers are dudes bruh....I slapped one of my employees upside the head and he said "yer lucky your a chick..."
To which the response was am I really tho...To be fair it was a bro slap....heh...ya ok no chick co workers...Simmies a furry or like some sorta gender bender pretty sure anotomically she's female tho...