I think Chula said he was high, so I'm assuming his memory is shot.

Mordor! ;)

The comprehension bit.

I found twenty dollars on the ground today while I was shopping. It's a gift from Father Christmas.

Use it to fix your beard.

I heard that smoking marijuana promotes beard health, so I'll be investing it in that.

Speaking of weed and christmas, yesterday i went to buy some weed and they gave me a free blunt with my purchase and wished me a happy christmas. :)

Had a really rough Christmas Eve Eve...got in a pretty nasty fight with the girlfriend and things were looking really bad for a while there but I think it might turn out okay. Kind of an awful way to start my Christmas Eve initially but things are looking up

Sorry to hear that! :(

Hope everything works out. Sounds like she has an excellent vag.