Cheese

I totalled one of my cars coming home from work.....I may have been drinking.

right-track

Too pissed to remember cheese?
Not gonna lecture you, but your lucky that's all you totalled.

Today I have the flu and the kids.
Wife's working, she has no sympathy.
I hope she gets hit by a drunk driver on her way to work.

Cheese

The ex reckons it was a deliberate act of attempted suicide.......she may be right.

right-track

cheese...the cars, think of the cars man.

Cheese

drink is more fun at the moment.

Skid Mark

^ Gawrsh, here's a pic of my car after a drink driving accident. Didn't get busted either
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...8/IMGP1695.jpg
And you can clearly see the side-intrusion beam that saved my life.
Believe it or not, I still drive that car

Alo

I woke up, made some great panini's, ate them, did some homework (economics oh yeah), watched loads of South Park episodes.

And I just found out my boyfriend got beat up.

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I rocked my shoelaces untied

Alo

Jezus Christ, I heard someone I knew was missing a few days ago. Rumours went that he was murdered and cut up into pieces by his stephfather. Rumours were confirmed as his ribcage was found. I seriously think I'm going to puke. I didn't know this guy well, but somehow it's really getting to me. =(

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I rocked my shoelaces untied

[MERIT]

haha im sorry but thats just seems really funny to me

tdoc210

WTF x87967567657 never will i ever go to holland

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.