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prisoner437x3y0 12-19-2015 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Hip-Hop Homework (Post 1661888)
you gotta see a therapist?

You should totally troll them with experiences you plagiarize from films...

Tell her the nickname you earned in college is foot-long.

tell her that you're under a lotta stress 'cause your family's moving due to the land where you currently live being bought out for development...and then tell her you and your friends go out for one last adventure after finding a treasure map up in your attic. Don't forget the fratellis...and don't forget about feeding basement retards baby ruths!!!
haha i might. really tho I should you shoulda have seen how I came into this forum...i get into some dark places sometimes :shycouch:

Hip-Hop Homework 12-19-2015 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by prisoner437x3y0 (Post 1661896)
haha i might. really tho I should you shoulda have seen how I came into this forum...i get into some dark places sometimes :shycouch:
I'ma message you...

Zhanteimi 12-19-2015 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Hip-Hop Homework (Post 1661895)
do these Fratellis have a babyruth-loving, giant basement retard???
I don't get the allusion.

The Batlord 12-19-2015 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1661873)
Homeschoolers are the best drinkers.
They have to be.

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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1661914)
I don't get the allusion.
The Goonies.

Zhanteimi 12-19-2015 07:09 AM
...I've never seen The Goonies.

Chula Vista 12-19-2015 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1661942)
...I've never seen The Goonies.
Most annoying movie ever. 2 hours of watching a bunch of LOUD and whiny kids overacting like crazy.


Carpe Mortem 12-19-2015 01:56 PM
Why are chicks in hentai always super worried about getting pregnant? Some dude could be chopping their tits off with a lawnmower up their ass and bitches still be like 'Oh no rapeyman-san, don't ***, I might get pregnant! My ovulation is approximately 98% complete on this day but I MIGHT GET PREGNANT!!!"

YorkeDaddy 12-19-2015 02:01 PM
Last night I get to my parents house after finals are over. Meet up with my buddies and girlfriend, get blazed and head over to see Star Wars. Afterwards we head to a friend's empty lake house to get hammered. Ended up later having a bunch of sex in the lake house's theater room. Pretty good night overall

Chula Vista 12-19-2015 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1661986)
Why are chicks in hentai always super worried about getting pregnant? Some dude could be chopping their tits off with a lawnmower up their ass and bitches still be like 'Oh no rapeyman-san, don't ***, I might get pregnant! My ovulation is approximately 98% complete on this day but I MIGHT GET PREGNANT!!!"
All I know is that hentai has completely ruined all of my innocent childhood memories of Speed Racer. I just can't look at Trixie the same way anymore.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...ix=protagonist

Chula Vista 12-19-2015 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1661988)
Meet up with my buddies and girlfriend and ended up later having a bunch of sex.
http://donniebshawn.com/pics/shocked.jpg


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