Um, what exactly are you VP of then? Those mice in the boardroom had better jump to it huh?

Woke up at 3am in terrible pain from a lactose allergy but decided to make the best of it! When I last backed up my system configuration, I neglected to archive the layout config for my music player. It has bugged me for many months.

Fortunately, I'm the most organized person on the planet, and by 3:30 I found an entry in my music journal outlining the package installation guide to restore my player's config with snapshots of the user interface.

I'm now 100% back in action, and sipping ginger tea to remedy the pain.

MOST PRODUCTIVE DISCOMFORT EVER!

PS Drinking a cup of unsweetened ginger is like drinking a punch in the face.

http://i.imgur.com/pSeGiH8l.png

I know, right? *shudders*

lol

^ thnx to this F*cker right here, most of my day is gonna consist of downloading Batman comics all day. :)

The rest of my day will consist of trying to do the same without his help while i get high on cough syrup and munch down corn cobs.

You can get high on cough syrup? I wish I'd known that as a kid.

I love it... Just had some the other day ;) I like to decoct mine for a few hours so it's nice and strong

VP of Operations and Product Development.

And rodents.

I've been doing lots of money stuff with customers these past few months so I guess it makes them feel better to be dealing with an officer of the company.

You should start calling yourself "Supreme Dictator for Life". If "Vice President" makes customers feel better, then just imagine what that will accomplish.

How about "Emperor" instead... That way he can have a excuse to bring a gong to work.