Your Day - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
Your Day Your Day
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 3522 of 7906 « First 2522302234223472351235203521 3522 3523352435323572362240224522 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-20-2015, 02:54 PM   #35211 (permalink)
Toasted Poster
 
Chula Vista's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
Posts: 11,332
Default
Slinks off to nappy time.....
__________________

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
Chula Vista is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 03:15 PM   #35212 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger View Post
You'd have done more damage with a fully loaded ketchup squeeze bottle. Pussy.
He tried to put it on the sandwich I was making when there was already the prescribed number of tomato slices on it. It was merely retaliation.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 03:21 PM   #35213 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the fires of your own disillusion
Posts: 684
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
He tried to put it on the sandwich I was making when there was already the prescribed number of tomato slices on it. It was merely retaliation.
No excuses, especially when you have unfettered access to a fully stocked mustard and mayo arsenal as well. I would also mention empanada grenades; however, what a shameful waste that would be
ChelseaDagger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 03:34 PM   #35214 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the fires of your own disillusion
Posts: 684
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista View Post
Slinks off to nappy time.....
Aaaw don't slink if it makes you feel any better, back in the 80s, anyone could request a mullet; these days, mullets are much more highly regulated. You might be surprised to find out that stylists are now required by law to obtain proof of inbreeding before we are allowed to give a client that hairstyle.

My, how times change.
ChelseaDagger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 03:48 PM   #35215 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger View Post
No excuses, especially when you have unfettered access to a fully stocked mustard and mayo arsenal as well. I would also mention empanada grenades; however, what a shameful waste that would be
Hey, I tried squirting ketchup onto his hand from the other side of the sandwich station, but we were pretty ****ing busy since it was a Friday. Just never really got the chance.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 04:02 PM   #35216 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista View Post
Baby steps.
This. Throw the whole tomato next time, you pussy. Or better yet, follow through and chuck a good sized rock at him.
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 04:12 PM   #35217 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the fires of your own disillusion
Posts: 684
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
This. Throw the whole tomato next time, you pussy. Or better yet, follow through and chuck a good sized rock at him.
Rubbish and poppycock.

At least wrap the rock in a sesame seed bun first, so you have plausible deniability and the option of scapegoating the bun manufacturer for your innocent game of "coworker frisbee."
ChelseaDagger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 04:16 PM   #35218 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
You people are monsters. I was just having some fun with a guy who'd smoked a little bit too much weed before work (and possibly also when he went to the bank with one of the managers).
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 04:17 PM   #35219 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
Default
Put arsenic in his weed.
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 04:22 PM   #35220 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the fires of your own disillusion
Posts: 684
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
Put arsenic in his weed.
Damn dude. I guess we all know who to phone in for an emergency hit job plus, given that you're still a student, we could get away with payin' ya like an intern
ChelseaDagger is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 3522 of 7906 « First 2522302234223472351235203521 3522 3523352435323572362240224522 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.