My friend, the ex-singer from a well known thrash band around Chicago, used to call in fake complaints to BK and McD's and get free meals for us all the time. I doubt that still works the same as it did in the early 90's, but I'll think of something stupid. I'm quite capable.

We hate people like you. And it might actually still work. Whatever rules govern that ****, we generally just want you to get the **** out of our faces ASAP and will just give you whatever you want to make you go away. It's just not worth getting into a whole thing over a ****ing hamburger.

I know this all too well.

I might just call and say I saw someone dumpster diving in back of your store, and when I confronted him, he said he was the Batlord and ran off, and I'd like some type of reward for my efforts, since I averted a possible food poisoning lawsuit.

See? Do I know stupid or what?

Just say you came in the other day and they made your food wrong. You might get a little runaround while they try to figure out if you're just an *******, but stay strong. They don't care enough about the store to make a stand if you're willing to be an ******* about it.

That's the thing... I don't want any food, I just want to wreak some havoc while you and bitchface are there together. Being an ******* won't be a problem, but I need to think this through a little bit more. You'll know it when I finally strike.

It'll be pretty obvious.


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Reminds me of this one time my ex was really into activism and demonstrating and ****. She had some sort of major problem with coca cola and did a big presentation for her college about how they were the devil and detailing their various shady business practices. She recorded the presentation too and wanted them to be aware of it so she sent a copy into the corporate office of coca cola. Few weeks later she gets a package in the mail from the coca cola company with a bunch of Coke memorabilia :laughing:

Implemented a paperless and automated office workflow I developed for a law firm today.

It was a good day.

Amazing. Did she learn her lesson that corporate conglomerates own everything, including your humorous retirement gifts?

she knew this already she just wasn't very happy about it. i think she's calmed down a bit these days though.

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btw i was confused when reading your earlier posts about one thing. is mrs bitchface the manager you wanted to ****?