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11-01-2015, 10:02 PM | #35051 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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So did Wilford Brimley parachute from the sky to save you?
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11-02-2015, 12:42 AM | #35052 (permalink) |
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It was much cooler than that. A small device that I have implanted on the side of my arm alerted me that my blood sugar fell within the danger zone, so I corrected it accordingly, but it took me three hours to feel better after that.
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11-02-2015, 12:49 AM | #35053 (permalink) | |
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Does your device alert you with a holographic projection of a purple chick with a sexy voice?
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11-02-2015, 01:21 AM | #35055 (permalink) | |
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I know. But she lives on in my search bar.
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11-03-2015, 04:12 PM | #35056 (permalink) |
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After using a beat up iPhone 4 for the longest time I finally broke down and bought a new Samsung Galaxy Grand Prime. So much better in every way possible. Yay for me!
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11-03-2015, 04:30 PM | #35058 (permalink) | |
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Why the **** do you let your ****ing phone go swimming?
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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11-03-2015, 04:36 PM | #35059 (permalink) | |
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Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the fires of your own disillusion
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I no longer carry my phone in my back pocket. Live and learn, eh? |
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