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Old 10-18-2015, 05:13 PM   #34831 (permalink)
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Alright, now that I'm sober enough to make a halfway decent post, I'd like to say that this is the same manager I had what I interpreted as a flirty vibe with. I've had crushes before, but it's always been possible to suppress them, since I've tended to gravitate toward train wrecks who would constantly give me reasons to ignore my infatuation.

But this bitch keeps proving to be far too cool for my own good, considering that she has a husband and two kids. Like, cool enough that I wouldn't care if we were just friends, cause I could totally see us being legitimately close friends given time. Except one who I'd like to bone.

I mentioned that she was okay with me being six ****ing hours late for work, when the store had apparently been very, very busy, so I figured she'd be at least a little annoyed with me (and she's no pushover manager, so if she was she would have made it clear), but when I finally called her to tell her I was about to go out the door to go to work, the first words out of her mouth were, "Do you have weed?"

... Why does she continually test my hypothetical resolve?

I did not unfortunately have weed, but I knew what kind of responsible-by-way-of-irresponsible person she was, so I'd already planned on giving her my last three bottles of Raging Bitch by way of an apology. She accepted.

And when I finally got to work, she THANKED ME for coming in. I believe her exact words were, "Thank you thank you thank you for coming in," like I'd been called in to work on my day off or something.

And after work we smoked a blunt outside the store. How's a guy supposed to not wanna bone that? How, I ask you?
She plans to use you to murder her husband.
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Old 10-18-2015, 05:17 PM   #34832 (permalink)
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Manager, married, two kids... Sounds like drama. Isn't there like, some singles club for serial killers who live in their moms' basements or something?? You might be less likely to get shot in that situation.
Pretty much this.

There's so many ways to fail if you take a shot with the current situation.

Get hurt.
Get fired.
Get harassed.
Get beat up.
Get shot.

etc.
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Old 10-18-2015, 06:58 PM   #34833 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2015, 06:59 PM   #34834 (permalink)
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Get to have a threesome.
Ill be there soon. Sorry if i'm late.
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Old 10-18-2015, 07:04 PM   #34835 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2015, 10:20 PM   #34836 (permalink)
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Your ambiguous use of the pronoun "her" has rendered your statement paradoxical and therefore, irrelevant.
your comma is poorly placed

therefore **** your advice

batlord, just try flirting with her and see how far you can take it. if you run up against a brick wall then you back off, no harm done. don't get your dating advice from women and impotent old men, my friend.
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Old 10-18-2015, 10:21 PM   #34837 (permalink)
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your comma is poorly placed

therefore **** your advice
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Old 10-18-2015, 10:30 PM   #34838 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2015, 10:31 PM   #34839 (permalink)
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My day hasn't been bad at all, but this definitely made my night:



Just played a round with one of the developers of Rocket League.
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Old 10-19-2015, 01:08 AM   #34840 (permalink)
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I already regret responding to this...

Manager, married, two kids... Sounds like drama. Isn't there like, some singles club for serial killers who live in their moms' basements or something?? You might be less likely to get shot in that situation.
I'm not an idiot. I have no intention of trying to stick my dick in a meat grinder with all that possible bull****.
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