Why do you have a problem with everything that I do or that happens to me?

:laughing:

I'm serious. I feel like a battered spouse.

Then maybe you should lose some weight and have dinner on the table when I get home.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude. I already lost the weight. Also, I hope you like meatloaf.






































But seriously, what's your deal?

I'm an ******* and you're fun to **** with.

This is acceptable. Nothing to see here. Continue as usual.

Edit: But seriously, I've lost 30 pounds since this started. It's time to either drop the fat jokes and find something new, or drop the fat jokes and up your hipster game, cause that's still in high gear f*ck face.

Thirty pounds? Wow. What are you, anorexic or something? Doing the ol' binge and purge? Please tell us your secret.

driving on dem roads today and my car broke down **** was spuddering at like 25 mph i was just cruising with my emergercy lights on the people were behind me were still driving behind me tho LOL

i couldnt make it home that **** shut off and i slid that **** to netural and coasted LOL like a Ace !!!

I'm... happy for you?