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Old 09-28-2015, 07:14 PM   #34501 (permalink)
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Slow cookers can render the fat perfectly while still retaining the tenderness of the meat...Only the laziest, most impatient cannibals would ever consider using a microwave.
You mean normal people?
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:48 PM   #34502 (permalink)
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You mean normal people?
Clarify, please... Are you calling lazy people "normal," or people who cook other humans and devour them "normal"?
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:51 PM   #34503 (permalink)
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Clarify, please... Are you calling lazy people "normal," or people who cook other humans and devour them "normal"?
Slow cookers are for fifties housewives. Microwaves are for real people.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-28-2015, 08:00 PM   #34504 (permalink)
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Your new avatar is amazing Bats.
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Old 09-28-2015, 08:01 PM   #34505 (permalink)
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Slow cookers are for fifties housewives.

You know what else is for fifties housewives? ****ing the dogsh*t out of their husbands before serving them cold drinks and massaging their backs.


Microwaves are for real people.
Except for cannibals on a raw food diet.

...You've just managed to simultaneously insult two demographics which may or may not even exist. Hitler would be proud.
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Old 09-28-2015, 08:25 PM   #34506 (permalink)
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Your new avatar is amazing Bats.
I made it for Trollheart to replace his current one, but apparently he'd rather go with a giant pile of elephant dung.
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Old 09-29-2015, 03:47 PM   #34507 (permalink)
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I made it for Trollheart to replace his current one, but apparently he'd rather go with a giant pile of elephant dung.
When Trollheart decides to be a recurring member again, EVERYONE's got hell to pay
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I put $7 grand into the purchase so far, I'll be homeless in 4 days, and there's not a thing I can do.
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Duly noted.
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Old 09-29-2015, 06:38 PM   #34510 (permalink)
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Been watchin football for the past 33 hours LOL
Prove it.... how many bags of chips did you eat?
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