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Old 10-02-2006, 12:12 AM   #3441 (permalink)
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theyre the happiest fat bastards ive ever met. she was obviously not in pain if she was running around just hours after surgery, being a big dummy like always
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Old 10-02-2006, 04:33 AM   #3442 (permalink)
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the only reason for not nuturing is to keep the lines pure
for specially bred cats, and dogs
Which is still ****ing retarded. Impure bloodlines on cats and dogs is HEALTHIER. Do you have some severe mental defficiency? Pure bred alsatians get arthritus, pure bred labradors get cancer, pure bred collies get kidney disease. It's called an inherent genetic flaw. When you specifically breed to get only the "best", after time this becomes as good as incest because there's so little genetic divergence. Genetic flaws become more and more pronounced. The same would happen if we religiously stopped white and black people from coupling, or specifically mating aryans together. Not to mention that there really is no need to kill the disabled - if they're paraplegic and can't move it's not likely anyones going to have sex with them. The only way to get rid of that sort of genetic problem is to kill their immediate family as well to get rid of any possible trace of the faulty gene. Natural selection doesn't work if you only kill the people who aren't going to pass on their genetic traits in the first trace.

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i didnt want my dumb fur bags clawing up my toes and furniture. it doesnt hurt them, idiot.
1) You did get them scratch posts etc right?
2) Prove it. Get your finger tips cut off and see if that doesn't hurt. Just because your cats are too retarded to feel pain doesn't mean all cats are like that.
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:20 AM   #3443 (permalink)
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^Well I guess he's just lucky to have a retarded cat. And by the way, I did cut of one of my fingertips once, and seriously, it didn't hurt that bad.
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:10 AM   #3444 (permalink)
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stfu honorary aryan
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the only reason for not nuturing is to keep the lines pure
for specially bred cats, and dogs
. and yes neutering is ****ing humane, ok lets watch a kitteh starve because no one can take it or, its mother or w/e couldn't care for it.
The animals are ovbiousley sedated.
Let's cut off your balls and see how humane it is then.

And if you are all those nationalities you say you are, you are impure.
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Old 10-02-2006, 12:22 PM   #3445 (permalink)
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Today at work this guy farted & accidently followed through.
He spent the last 3 hours at work trying to stand downwind of everybody & making sure he always faced them.
Probably wasn`t the best day to wear his light cream coloured trackie bottoms too.
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Old 10-02-2006, 01:10 PM   #3446 (permalink)
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Thats fantastic. Something slightly related happened to a guy I know today, actually. The bus I take in the mornings is used by a lot of college students too, some of which were playing around with lighters in the back seat, as you do.. One of them, a rather hairy looking kid, decided it would be fun to burn his nipple hair, then his pubes, then moved on to his ass hair. Needless to say it was one step too far and the smell was retched. Made for an interesting bus journey though.. Gotta give him that.
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Old 10-02-2006, 01:37 PM   #3447 (permalink)
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Oh good lord ...

Why oh why would you get your ass out and burn it in the early morning. Presumably while sober.
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Old 10-02-2006, 01:41 PM   #3448 (permalink)
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Lol, oh he rarely keeps his ass hidden. Or anything else, really...
As for the burning, I've no idea. Some weird extreme male tendancies to whip it out and burn things. I assume some wires just got crossed upstairs.
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Old 10-02-2006, 04:07 PM   #3449 (permalink)
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Okkkkaaaaay.
My day...typical Monday at work spent listening to a radio station that no music lover should ever have to hear.
The music dictators have banned mp3 players too.

MJ...you really have to change that avvy. The gap between that Asian birds breasts are giving me stirrings to an extreme that I haven't experienced since I was 15.
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Old 10-02-2006, 04:08 PM   #3450 (permalink)
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i bet your all ****ing kikes
****ing ****** ass kike's
Banned. F*cker.
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