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theyre the happiest fat bastards ive ever met. she was obviously not in pain if she was running around just hours after surgery, being a big dummy like always
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2) Prove it. Get your finger tips cut off and see if that doesn't hurt. Just because your cats are too retarded to feel pain doesn't mean all cats are like that. |
^Well I guess he's just lucky to have a retarded cat. And by the way, I did cut of one of my fingertips once, and seriously, it didn't hurt that bad.
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And if you are all those nationalities you say you are, you are impure. |
Today at work this guy farted & accidently followed through.
He spent the last 3 hours at work trying to stand downwind of everybody & making sure he always faced them. Probably wasn`t the best day to wear his light cream coloured trackie bottoms too. :laughing: |
Thats fantastic. Something slightly related happened to a guy I know today, actually. The bus I take in the mornings is used by a lot of college students too, some of which were playing around with lighters in the back seat, as you do.. One of them, a rather hairy looking kid, decided it would be fun to burn his nipple hair, then his pubes, then moved on to his ass hair. Needless to say it was one step too far and the smell was retched. Made for an interesting bus journey though.. Gotta give him that.
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Oh good lord ...
Why oh why would you get your ass out and burn it in the early morning. Presumably while sober. |
Lol, oh he rarely keeps his ass hidden. Or anything else, really...
As for the burning, I've no idea. Some weird extreme male tendancies to whip it out and burn things. I assume some wires just got crossed upstairs. |
Okkkkaaaaay.
My day...typical Monday at work spent listening to a radio station that no music lover should ever have to hear. The music dictators have banned mp3 players too. :( MJ...you really have to change that avvy. The gap between that Asian birds breasts are giving me stirrings to an extreme that I haven't experienced since I was 15. |
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