Is that the girl who used to host Wild on? she looks very familiar but i can't place where i know her from.

She's been on Two and a Half Men a few times. Both during the Charlie years and the Walden years.

I think i know her from NCIS or one of those cop shows..

Yup, she's been on that too.

Lindsay Price - IMDb

So, I think my hot manager and I have a flirty dynamic going on. I say flirty and not flirting, because it's more that we have a similar, tongue-in-cheek style of antagonistic banter that just meshes (kind of like how Roxy and I go back and forth). We're like that with most of our coworkers, but since we're more "charmingly" obnoxious than the others, we tend to gravitate toward trying to irritate each other. Might be all in my head, but I still get a flirty vibe from her.

I'm not dumb enough to think that it means anything though, since I think that's just kind of how she is, and she also has a husband and two kids, but it's still kind of ****ing with my head. I have no desire to get in the middle of that kind of drama, but I'm still horny and in desperate need of ejaculating inside of a woman.

I'm sure you'd also be content to ejaculate on, near or in the general vicinity of a woman or vaguely woman-shaped object.

FIFY.

Hey, if it makes showing up for work more tolerable it's a good thing. My wife calls me a flirt master. Been that way forever. Even in the emergency room recently, sick as a dog, dehydrated, and shaking uncontrollably, I was flirting with the nurse sticking needles in me.

It does actually. As does my new hobby of trolling my coworkers in drive-thru. They wear headsets to talk to the people at the speaker, and since I'm the sandwich maker, I also have to wear one so I can start making the food as quickly as possible. So I occasionally (constantly) use my headset to try to talk to the customers at the exact same time as the drive-thru person. Or tell them to pull up to the second window for their total before the person who's supposed to be doing it get's the chance to.

It's a surprisingly effective method of annoying the **** out of my coworkers. And the best part is that they can't do anything about it cause they have to stay in drive-thru to take the person's order.

#fastfoodterrorist

I love this.