Do we still have Palin? I thought we got rid of her.

No, that's what my Corvette is for.

I don't have a Corvette.

You don't have a job either.

Never let the opposition see dissension between the Pres and VP.

Well that's what I was actually alluding too, you need a job for the campaign. We're $3000 in the hole right now.

I make minimum wage at Burger King. That should more than cover it.

My favorite uncle died last night from an OD. 51 years old, isn't that too old to still be a junkie? I hate sounding insensitive but that's what he was, as nice and awesome as he was, he was still a junkie.

Condolences.

Thanks Chuls. His sons very distraught, naturally, but he has bipolar disorder and borderline schizophrenia so I'm nervous he's gonna do something really bad.

Damn, dude. Trying to think of something sensitive to say, but all that comes to mind are inappropriate jokes. Not about your uncle ODing, just, insensitive in general.

So... feel better, I guess.