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Old 09-12-2015, 01:47 PM   #34221 (permalink)
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It's not the actual pain, we explained this. It's literally leading up to it part. I'm also terribly afraid of heights, but I can and do jump out of planes. Explain that one.
Every year I age the more deathly afraid I am of heights. I don't get it. When I walk to Manhattan, my balls tingle when I look out right over the water. The fear is real.
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Old 09-12-2015, 02:59 PM   #34222 (permalink)
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I experienced something rather tragic this morning. Ibuprofen was not doing the job for my ankle pain, so I packed up my backpack with my smoking supplies and headed off campus. The nearest place that isn't hiding behind a bush on one of the residential streets is a park around 3/4 mile away. I get to the park drenched in sweat but relieved that I'll finally be having some medicine. I find a bench, pack up my two pieces (so that the process would be faster), and grab my lighter.

*click*
*click*
"****"
*click*
*shakes lighter*
*click*

A one and a half mile round trip in the muggy heat on crutches for nothing except a sore ass upper body.

I'm headed out again shortly, loaded with six lighters I found in my room.
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Old 09-12-2015, 04:22 PM   #34223 (permalink)
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The needle to get u numb is the first part. Y'all wussys. Try shaving off a,peiece of your jaw bone just the get t a,deep cavaity on your back molar tooth and u wake up feeling like u got shot in the mouth
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Old 09-12-2015, 05:12 PM   #34224 (permalink)
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6 hours of trail walking and tree identification. Dendrology is already the most intense college course I have ever taken, and we didn't even scratch the surface yet. Looking forward to my 12 hour outdoor final in December.
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Old 09-12-2015, 05:19 PM   #34225 (permalink)
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Every year I age the more deathly afraid I am of heights. I don't get it. When I walk to Manhattan, my balls tingle when I look out right over the water. The fear is real.
I don't get it man. I'm Airborne certified, and jumping out of perfectly good airplanes is literally no problem. On top of a six foot ladder, though? I get queasy. God forbid I have to do something requiring the scissor lift.

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I experienced something rather tragic this morning. Ibuprofen was not doing the job for my ankle pain, so I packed up my backpack with my smoking supplies and headed off campus. The nearest place that isn't hiding behind a bush on one of the residential streets is a park around 3/4 mile away. I get to the park drenched in sweat but relieved that I'll finally be having some medicine. I find a bench, pack up my two pieces (so that the process would be faster), and grab my lighter.

*click*
*click*
"****"
*click*
*shakes lighter*
*click*

A one and a half mile round trip in the muggy heat on crutches for nothing except a sore ass upper body.

I'm headed out again shortly, loaded with six lighters I found in my room.
That's what you get for laughing at us and our needle-phobia. Karma is a bitch, man.

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The needle to get u numb is the first part. Y'all wussys. Try shaving off a,peiece of your jaw bone just the get t a,deep cavaity on your back molar tooth and u wake up feeling like u got shot in the mouth
No fu*cking thank you.
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Old 09-12-2015, 05:28 PM   #34226 (permalink)
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When I got my wisdom teeth pulled I didn't even feel the needle they used to numb me with, they gave me the laughing gas first. Ya'll need some cooler dentists.
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Old 09-12-2015, 07:15 PM   #34227 (permalink)
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Ya'll need some cooler dentists.
Like the smiley ones who agree to kick up the gas a notch so that they can molest you while you're under.
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Old 09-12-2015, 07:19 PM   #34228 (permalink)
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Like the smiley ones who agree to kick up the gas a notch so that they can molest you while you're under.
Man, I'm so hard up I'd let him.
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Old 09-12-2015, 07:21 PM   #34229 (permalink)
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Like the smiley ones who agree to kick up the gas a notch so that they can molest you while you're under.
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Old 09-12-2015, 07:24 PM   #34230 (permalink)
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Man, I'm so hard up I'd let him.
Typical mysogynist... What, ladies can't be desperate degenerates too? Are you saying you want to hold down the she-pervs??
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