Every year I age the more deathly afraid I am of heights. I don't get it. When I walk to Manhattan, my balls tingle when I look out right over the water. The fear is real.

I experienced something rather tragic this morning. Ibuprofen was not doing the job for my ankle pain, so I packed up my backpack with my smoking supplies and headed off campus. The nearest place that isn't hiding behind a bush on one of the residential streets is a park around 3/4 mile away. I get to the park drenched in sweat but relieved that I'll finally be having some medicine. I find a bench, pack up my two pieces (so that the process would be faster), and grab my lighter.

*click*
*click*
"****"
*click*
*shakes lighter*
*click*

A one and a half mile round trip in the muggy heat on crutches for nothing except a sore ass upper body.

I'm headed out again shortly, loaded with six lighters I found in my room.

The needle to get u numb is the first part. Y'all wussys. Try shaving off a,peiece of your jaw bone just the get t a,deep cavaity on your back molar tooth and u wake up feeling like u got shot in the mouth

6 hours of trail walking and tree identification. Dendrology is already the most intense college course I have ever taken, and we didn't even scratch the surface yet. Looking forward to my 12 hour outdoor final in December.

I don't get it man. I'm Airborne certified, and jumping out of perfectly good airplanes is literally no problem. On top of a six foot ladder, though? I get queasy. God forbid I have to do something requiring the scissor lift.

That's what you get for laughing at us and our needle-phobia. Karma is a bitch, man.

No fu*cking thank you.

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled I didn't even feel the needle they used to numb me with, they gave me the laughing gas first. Ya'll need some cooler dentists.

Like the smiley ones who agree to kick up the gas a notch so that they can molest you while you're under.

Man, I'm so hard up I'd let him.

Typical mysogynist... What, ladies can't be desperate degenerates too? Are you saying you want to hold down the she-pervs??