Smoked a bowl last night. Thought I'd left my bowl outside. I didn't. At least not where it'd make any sense to have left it. Not in my room. At least not where it'd make any sense to have put it.

Where the **** is my bowl?

Do you guzzle a glass of water right before you vomit? As soon as I know it's inevitable I chug as much cold water down as I can. That way there's no dry heaves and my tummy gets nice and rinsed out.

And then sip Gatorade to avoid being dehydrated.

It was quite a few years ago so I don't remember.

I'll try that next time this happens. It's happened twice this year. My stomach is weak but I didn't realize it was THIS weak. Yeah, I bought three gatorades to avoid getting dehydrated but since I couldn't eat, I got a serious case of the ol' sour stomach cause all that was in there was a sugary mix of water and gatorade.

Yesterday wasn't fun. I'm better now though. I'm never getting up this early again. I spent almost an hour deleting spam and banning assh*les.

It was almost 10 when you made this post.

I meant when I originally got up, which I disclosed five posts earlier.

You f*cking moron.

Yeah but that was tl;dr.

Seriously, where is my bowl?

How many places could it be for cripes sake. Retrace your steps man.

That's what's ****ing with me. I know where I left it last night, but then when I went back for it it just wasn't there.