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Old 09-05-2015, 07:44 PM   #34091 (permalink)
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Okay, so there is a bat in my house right now. Like we were just eating dinner and it came flying at us. Then it circled around for a while and disappeared. We think it's still here but it might not be. I'm cowering in fear, having made sure all the doors and windows to the room where I am are closed.

(Might also be a bird. Dunno, still terrifying)
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Old 09-05-2015, 07:53 PM   #34092 (permalink)
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Okay, so there is a bat in my house right now. Like we were just eating dinner and it came flying at us. Then it circled around for a while and disappeared. We think it's still here but it might not be. I'm cowering in fear, having made sure all the doors and windows to the room where I am are closed.

(Might also be a bird. Dunno, still terrifying)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-05-2015, 08:12 PM   #34093 (permalink)
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We can't find it. Literally we're just watching TV but we know the bat/bird/whatever is probably in the house somewhere.
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Old 09-05-2015, 08:22 PM   #34094 (permalink)
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Okay, so there is a bat in my house right now. Like we were just eating dinner and it came flying at us. Then it circled around for a while and disappeared. We think it's still here but it might not be. I'm cowering in fear, having made sure all the doors and windows to the room where I am are closed.

(Might also be a bird. Dunno, still terrifying)
Man up dude its a bat.
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Old 09-05-2015, 08:29 PM   #34095 (permalink)
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Jeez, we freak if there's a fly doing aerial shows inside the house.

A bat? If you don't catch it, you gonna be able to sleep tonight?

God was reading Steven King on day six.

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Old 09-05-2015, 08:38 PM   #34096 (permalink)
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We can't find it. Literally we're just watching TV but we know the bat/bird/whatever is probably in the house somewhere.
Don't go to bed. I'll molest your five toes. Seriously.
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Old 09-05-2015, 08:42 PM   #34097 (permalink)
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Jeez, we freak if there's a fly doing aerial shows inside the house.
Even my bug fearing ass thinks you're a pussy.
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Even my bug fearing ass thinks you're a pussy.
True story. Me and Lin are watching TV one day and this little fly starts buzzing about. And then there's 3 of them. And then there's 10 of them. And then there's hundreds of them. It was like Amityville!

A fly must have nested and laid eggs and they all hatched at once. The next 30 minutes was like a Lucille Ball sketch. Me and Lin, towels in hand, swatting baby flies while climbing over furniture and falling all over ****.

Luckily we'd both done acid in our pasts so we were prepared for the insane/ridiculous battle that ensued.
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Old 09-05-2015, 09:26 PM   #34099 (permalink)
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Using acid to confuse the flies. Good move.

See if you can give the bat some LSD, Josef.
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Old 09-05-2015, 09:34 PM   #34100 (permalink)
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True story. Me and Lin are watching TV one day and this little fly starts buzzing about. And then there's 3 of them. And then there's 10 of them. And then there's hundreds of them. It was like Amityville!

A fly must have nested and laid eggs and they all hatched at once. The next 30 minutes was like a Lucille Ball sketch. Me and Lin, towels in hand, swatting baby flies while climbing over furniture and falling all over ****.

Luckily we'd both done acid in our pasts so we were prepared for the insane/ridiculous battle that ensued.
Whoa, just like the beginning of A Scanner Darkly!
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Using acid to confuse the flies. Good move.

See if you can give the bat some LSD, Josef.
Nah, we got it out. Too late now.
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