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Old 09-01-2015, 09:38 PM   #34021 (permalink)
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Apparently my joke was too subtle. That doesn't often happen.
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Old 09-01-2015, 10:49 PM   #34022 (permalink)
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Wow. Can't believe they're still using that. That **** tastes nasty.
I would much rather do it than the alternative I had to go through for CT scans
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Old 09-02-2015, 08:09 AM   #34023 (permalink)
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I would much rather do it than the alternative I had to go through for CT scans
Details, man. Frankly, if they expect me to drink barium on a regular basis, they need to work on the formula. I've had better:

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Old 09-02-2015, 09:17 AM   #34024 (permalink)
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Details, man. Frankly, if they expect me to drink barium on a regular basis, they need to work on the formula. I've had better:
shooting the fluids through the other end.
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Old 09-02-2015, 09:24 AM   #34025 (permalink)
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shooting the fluids through the other end.
Let me guess, black poops? I was asked about that by 3 different docs at the ER on Monday. Luckily I'm good on that end of things.

And Bat, your joke flew right over my noggin.
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Old 09-02-2015, 09:26 AM   #34026 (permalink)
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Details, man. Frankly, if they expect me to drink barium on a regular basis, they need to work on the formula. I've had better:
That is slightly less horrible than the milkshakes, but not by much.
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Let me guess, black poops? I was asked about that by 3 different docs at the ER on Monday. Luckily I'm good on that end of things.
black poops? nah it had something to do with my weight apparently, which i wasnt 100% clear on. i think it takes longer for the liquid to pass trhough if you drink it? idk.

either way, it was unpleasant. and i had to go through it on 3 or 4 occasions.
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Jet black poops is a sign you may have bleeding in your lower GI tract.
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Is that what stouts do to my intestines? ****.
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That is slightly less horrible than the milkshakes, but not by much.
When x-rays were a new thing, didn't they used to have patients swallow radiation? I'd say that either is an improvement over that, although that could just be my take on it.
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