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#33973 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Slightly? You should be totally jealous of them. Think of the employment and traffic ticket avoidance opportunities that would be open to you if you had a pair of those chest helmets.
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Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
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My chest is pretty flat; it's my hair that gathers attention everywhere I go 'cause I've got nothing else ![]() but if I had a chest like that, coupled with this perfect hair ... I could have been a trophy wife by now.
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#33976 (permalink) | |
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You could always just stick some of your hair down your shirt/blouse/whatever-the-****-70s-****-you-wear and make it look like you have tits.
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Maelian
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![]() I've never actually worn a blouse because I haven't found one that isn't ill-fitting. Petite problems. ![]()
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#33978 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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You should get implants. Nothing too crazy -- you don't want to look like a trashy, porn star Barbie doll -- just enough to get yourself to a nice B-cup.
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