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Old 08-30-2015, 06:45 PM   #33971 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:00 PM   #33972 (permalink)
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Wanna talk about Christina Hendricks' tits?
I'm slightly jealous of them.

And the rest of her.

What a perfect woman.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:05 PM   #33973 (permalink)
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I'm slightly jealous of them.

And the rest of her.

What a perfect woman.
Slightly? You should be totally jealous of them. Think of the employment and traffic ticket avoidance opportunities that would be open to you if you had a pair of those chest helmets.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:17 PM   #33974 (permalink)
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Slightly? You should be totally jealous of them. Think of the employment and traffic ticket avoidance opportunities that would be open to you if you had a pair of those chest helmets.
Ok, ok, totally jealous.

My chest is pretty flat; it's my hair that gathers attention everywhere I go 'cause I've got nothing else

but if I had a chest like that, coupled with this perfect hair ... I could have been a trophy wife by now.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:19 PM   #33975 (permalink)
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Baby humans repulse me to no end.

My mom's question was relating to a legal situation I was in 3 years ago, a question that wasn't related AT ALL to anything that was going on in the comment thread.
Haha. I remember your thread about babies.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:22 PM   #33976 (permalink)
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Ok, ok, totally jealous.

My chest is pretty flat; it's my hair that gathers attention everywhere I go 'cause I've got nothing else

but if I had a chest like that, coupled with this perfect hair ... I could have been a trophy wife by now.
You could always just stick some of your hair down your shirt/blouse/whatever-the-****-70s-****-you-wear and make it look like you have tits.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:42 PM   #33977 (permalink)
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You could always just stick some of your hair down your shirt/blouse/whatever-the-****-70s-****-you-wear and make it look like you have tits.
Nah, I'm cool with padded bras and the like.

I've never actually worn a blouse because I haven't found one that isn't ill-fitting. Petite problems.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:46 PM   #33978 (permalink)
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Nah, I'm cool with padded bras and the like.

I've never actually worn a blouse because I haven't found one that isn't ill-fitting. Petite problems.
You should get implants. Nothing too crazy -- you don't want to look like a trashy, porn star Barbie doll -- just enough to get yourself to a nice B-cup.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:51 PM   #33980 (permalink)
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You should get implants. Nothing too crazy -- you don't want to look like a trashy, porn star Barbie doll -- just enough to get yourself to a nice B-cup.
I'm gonna get my teeth fixed before anything else. They're so messed up from years of drugs, alcohol, and general sickness.
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