The thing is to be funny, you have to tell jokes that are humourous. Just telling jokes won't cut it if they suck as bad as Jerry's.

*gif of someone eating popcorn*

But the show is written by Larry David? Are you saying Larry David isn't funny?

itt frownland wishes he was as funny as seinfeld

The backwards episode is hilarious. That's about it. Maybe I just don't like funk bass.

I'd avoid Barney Miller then.

****. Right after my resolution to be more like the nazis of all times.

I just threw my cigarettes in the garbage. Today marks the 56th attempt at quitting smoking.

Don't say you've quit, say that you don't smoke anymore. Mental reinforcement or some psychobabble along those lines.