A Super Soaker says otherwise.

in that case, I'd be wetter than I was when I met Ron and Russell Mael of Sparks.

#drunkbanterrrr

I had a really long signature once and the fascist mods took it down and I was so mad, but now I realize how annoying they are.

I swam 40 laps at the pool today, decided not to sit around and be lazy. That works out to be 1km of swimming. Next week I'm going to get a green prescription as a referral from my gynaecologist and I will only pay $5 a week for the gym. I went to the gym 4 times over a week when it just opened but ended up getting bad abdominal pain and went to hospital. Had to miss like 6 more days that I could have gone for a workout. I'm still a bit sore but doing what I can to get better.

Viva la trollucion!

What was up with Batty's signature last night?

What're y'all talking about?

Sat through my first deposition yesterday up in Irvine CA. We deposed the dude that was working for mega-corp, and was my main point of contact during the key years. There was five different attorneys in the room (all $500+ an hour types) during the entire thing.

I emailed our attorney to ask him how he thought things went. (the dude was just about dancing as we left the building). We KILLED it. Here's a bit of his response.

Well, the situation with my brother has taken a turn down crazy-ville. My family and I are at a loss at what to do. We know he's still in a full on manic episode but we're unsure how to handle it. He's not sleeping. He's asking my parents to drive him places at all hours of the day and night (last night it was 3 in the morning) and when they say no he calls them worthless parents and that they never do anything for him. He promises my parents that he'll be home early and then doesn't show up. He got into a huge fight with my dad a couple nights ago, stole 180 bucks from his wallet, and took off to a hotel for a night. The fight was because my brother asked them to buy him a new car. This was an hour after calling my mother a bitch and a bad mom because she is begging him to take his new medication that is supposed to calm him down.

We don't know what to do. Right now he's at some crazy non-denominational church with a friend who doesn't even have a house. He lives in the woods in a tent. Seriously. He carries around rosary beads now and that necklace with my grandfathers ashes in it that we thought he lost? He found it. He carries it everywhere and talks to it like it's my grandfather.

The worse part is that he's not doing drugs so nobody can help us. That's what is pissing me off. The drug program he's on know how loony he is but isn't doing sh*t. These episodes usually last a week, which today is, but I don't see it calming down any time soon.

The even worst part is that the four of us are supposed to go on vacation in a week. I don't want him there like this but I also don't want him to stay at my parents house like this unsupervised. It'll be burned down.

I have no idea what to do.

I feel your pain man. He's obviously schizophrenic. There's not much you can do. As the father of a schizophrenic child, I can tell you that I've read all the books, and done all the research. There's nothing you can do but be there for them.

If there is a God, he really ****ed up when creating the mind. Badly.