I found a used original playstation plus 2x controllers and a mem card for $20 at a local gaming store. Now i just need to find fft and im in business.

Had to get a laptop with Windows for classes. Pro-Tip: don't get high and try to learn a new Windows system.

But it was all good once I found out my notebook has a touch screen. Then it was real good. It's like I'm touching you all, right now.

^ should've just got a surface tablet

Talked my way out of an illegal search of my car today. Totally scored weed maybe 3 minutes prior. Suck on that, Texas police department.

Seriously though, I haven't used a Windows OS since XP, and I'm ****ing dying.

Batlord.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR SIGNATURE.

I'D RATHER FUCK YOU THAN EVER HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT SHIT AGAIN.

YOU ARE A SADISTIC BASTARD.

goddamn.

I said, goddamn.

Wow, tell us how you really feel next time Lil.

I'm like an angry kitten, so full of rage and bloodthirst, but too cute to take seriously.

Well then I guess I should drip water onto your head until you finally realize what's happening.

In all fairness, with over 40 inches of hair, I probably wouldn't notice it for a little while.