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Mr. Charlie · 08-13-2015, 10:57 AM

Was in the supermarket today, in the dairy isle, choosing my yogurt, caught sight of a pretty girl in the corner of my eye, I turned my head and glanced at her, as I did so she glanced at me, I smiled, and her facial expression changed to someone who's just trodden in dog sh*t. How dare I look at her!

I really struggled not to burst out laughing.

grindy · 08-13-2015, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

Was in the supermarket today, in the dairy isle, choosing my yogurt, caught sight of a pretty girl in the corner of my eye, I turned my head and glanced at her, as I did so she glanced at me, I smiled, and her facial expression changed to someone who's just trodden in dog sh*t. How dare I look at her!

I really struggled not to burst out laughing.

Do you perhaps look like a serial killer?

**Frownland** · 08-13-2015, 11:15 AM

This is my guess.

Mr. Charlie · 08-13-2015, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Do you perhaps look like a serial killer?

No. I've no idea if it was personal (ie she found me physically repulsive) or that's the look she gave everyone. But it was funny. Such a disgusted look.

grindy · 08-13-2015, 11:24 AM

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No. I've no idea if it was personal (ie she found me physically repulsive) or that's the look she gave everyone. But it was funny. Such a disgusted look.

That's exactly what someone who looks like (or is) a serial killer would say.

But yeah, maybe she looked like that at everyone.
People tell me all the time that I look super-grumpily at people, and that despite my heart being filled with love and understanding.

**Frownland** · 08-13-2015, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

That's exactly what someone who looks like (or is) a serial killer would say.

But yeah, maybe she looked like that at everyone.
People tell me all the time that I look super-grumpily at people, and that despite my heart being filled with love and understanding.

I too suffer from resting ******* face.

GuD · 08-13-2015, 11:25 AM

I woke up drunk, found disturbing poems in my pocket, ate an orange, and did responsible things. I got a new job through a family friend... it feels weird being handed something that important, I've always done things on my own. Being in a nice kitchen is nice, but I've realized that as much as I love cooking I don't think it's my path in life. Maybe I'll be a youth counselor. Or an art teacher. Or an astronaut that chooses to stay in space.

grindy · 08-13-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I too suffer from resting ******* face.

I also have a theory that tall guys like us just look like we're frowning to the short people below. It's all in the angle.

Mr. Charlie · 08-13-2015, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I also have a theory that tall guys like us just look like we're frowning to the short people below. It's all in the angle.

Trollheart · 08-13-2015, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

Was in the supermarket today, in the dairy isle, choosing my yogurt, caught sight of a pretty girl in the corner of my eye, I turned my head and glanced at her, as I did so she glanced at me, I smiled, and her facial expression changed to someone who's just trodden in dog sh*t. How dare I look at her!

I really struggled not to burst out laughing.

Christ! She must have been really small to fit in there!

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GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I woke up drunk, found disturbing poems in my pocket, ate an orange, and did responsible things. I got a new job through a family friend... it feels weird being handed something that important, I've always done things on my own. Being in a nice kitchen is nice, but I've realized that as much as I love cooking I don't think it's my path in life. Maybe I'll be a youth counselor. Or an art teacher. Or an astronaut that chooses to stay in space. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

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Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	Was in the supermarket today, in the dairy isle, choosing my yogurt, caught sight of a pretty girl in the corner of my eye, I turned my head and glanced at her, as I did so she glanced at me, I smiled, and her facial expression changed to someone who's just trodden in dog sh*t. How dare I look at her! I really struggled not to burst out laughing.