Was she hot?

Umm if your into the Russian elderly.

Aw. I was gonna say that if her husband really is cheating, then give her my number. Nevermind, I guess.

Well I suppose if she returns the wig Ill let you know.

Does she have a daughter who will need comforting once her parents get divorced?

Jackpot!

Don't toy with me, bitch.

I'd never.

Damn straight. I'll put you on that life raft and send you right back to Castro.

^Just ****ing start dating already.