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The Batlord · 08-10-2015, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Know what I would pay to see at a circus? The Batlord on 20 foot stilts running away from a clown with an axe who is about to chop him down .... if the clown succeeds the Batlord plummets into a pride of hungry lions, .... all of this witness by two observant vultures on trapezes waiting for left-overs.

Nea's mom + donkey = sit down and watch

Ashwell John · 08-10-2015, 02:42 AM

Basically when don't have office work. I stay at home and watch tv for whole day. And of course I like to watch tv while have no work.

Plankton · 08-10-2015, 01:41 PM

Spent the first part of the day with my daughter at court for her little fender bender. Her brakes had gone out (the whole right side, including the wheel cylinder), and she tapped a person in front of her, and they tapped someone in front of them at a stop light (thank God she was only going about 5 mph). No damage, but she let her insurance lapse and was ticketed. She asked me if she was going to jail, and I let her stew on that for a while before letting her know that she'd likely only get supervision and a small fine, which is exactly what happened. She is now signed up for automatic payments, so this won't happen again, and she learned a valuable lesson on how the court system works. That lesson being, don't get caught up in the system because it's designed to be a very uncomfortable experience. Especially Cook County. It's hell. Worse than the DMV.

We used to go to IHOP when she was a little girl and we haven't been there for probably 15 years, so we stopped off there for some lunch on the way home. She didn't get the "Smiley Face" pancakes this time.

The Batlord · 08-10-2015, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Spent the first part of the day with my daughter at court for her little fender bender. Her brakes had gone out (the whole right side, including the wheel cylinder), and she tapped a person in front of her, and they tapped someone in front of them at a stop light (thank God she was only going about 5 mph). No damage, but she let her insurance lapse and was ticketed. She asked me if she was going to jail, and I let her stew on that for a while before letting her know that she'd likely only get supervision and a small fine, which is exactly what happened. She is now signed up for automatic payments, so this won't happen again, and she learned a valuable lesson on how the court system works. That lesson being, don't get caught up in the system because it's designed to be a very uncomfortable experience. Especially Cook County. It's hell. Worse that the DMV.

We used to go to IHOP when she was a little girl and we haven't been there for probably 15 years, so we stopped off there for some lunch on the way home. She didn't get the "Smiley Face" pancakes this time.

That's some high quality trolling, right there.

Pet_Sounds · 08-10-2015, 08:50 PM

Said goodbye to my grandpa's old house today. I found a beautiful '30s Swiss pocket watch, which he'd promised me years ago. It still keeps perfect time. To honour his memory, I'm going to polish it up and purchase a chain for it.

Chula Vista · 08-10-2015, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

We used to go to IHOP when she was a little girl and we haven't been there for probably 15 years, so we stopped off there for some lunch on the way home. She didn't get the "Smiley Face" pancakes this time.

Sweet stuff.

RoxyRollah · 08-10-2015, 09:21 PM

So, I had a 65 year old lady ask me to dress her as a man so she could catch her husband cheating on her. Thank god I helped her because my staff recommended her an over sized kiwi green cowboy hat and oversized purple glasses. I told her she was doing the opposite of what she wanted to do. The object was to be incognito....Not have everyone in town stare at her. I sold her a short brunette wig.And a pair of black normal sunglasses.

The Batlord · 08-10-2015, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

So, I had a 65 year old lady ask me to dress her as a man so she could catch her husband cheating on her. Thank god I helped her because my staff recommended her an over sized kiwi green cowboy hat and oversized purple glasses. I told her she was doing the opposite of what she wanted to do. The object was to be incognito....Not have everyone in town stare at her. I sold her a short brunette wig.And a pair of black normal sunglasses.

Sounds like you cockblocked your employees planning an epic troll.

Justthefacts · 08-10-2015, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

So, I had a 65 year old lady ask me to dress her as a man so she could catch her husband cheating on her. Thank god I helped her because my staff recommended her an over sized kiwi green cowboy hat and oversized purple glasses. I told her she was doing the opposite of what she wanted to do. The object was to be incognito....Not have everyone in town stare at her. I sold her a short brunette wig.And a pair of black normal sunglasses.

This ladies awesome

RoxyRollah · 08-10-2015, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Sounds like you cockblocked your employees planning an epic troll.

Omg you might be right.

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

This ladies awesome

She was really sweet.

she came in in a trench coat it was hysterical.I WAS LAUGHING WHILE HELPING HER THATS WHAT IS SO FUNNY. But after I fit her in the wig she got a little emotional ya know watery eyes and she said she wanted me to go home with her and help her put it on. I had to ask her just woman to woman if she really wanted to go through with this because I just didn't want her to be heart broken.She said yes she just wanted to catch him and have the chance to say aha!!!!!. Btw the way she went all out and rented a car.

08-10-2015, 01:41 PM	#33433 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Spent the first part of the day with my daughter at court for her little fender bender. Her brakes had gone out (the whole right side, including the wheel cylinder), and she tapped a person in front of her, and they tapped someone in front of them at a stop light (thank God she was only going about 5 mph). No damage, but she let her insurance lapse and was ticketed. She asked me if she was going to jail, and I let her stew on that for a while before letting her know that she'd likely only get supervision and a small fine, which is exactly what happened. She is now signed up for automatic payments, so this won't happen again, and she learned a valuable lesson on how the court system works. That lesson being, don't get caught up in the system because it's designed to be a very uncomfortable experience. Especially Cook County. It's hell. Worse than the DMV. We used to go to IHOP when she was a little girl and we haven't been there for probably 15 years, so we stopped off there for some lunch on the way home. She didn't get the "Smiley Face" pancakes this time. __________________ See location... Last edited by Plankton; 08-10-2015 at 09:38 PM. Reason: changed a t to an n

08-10-2015, 08:50 PM	#33435 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Said goodbye to my grandpa's old house today. I found a beautiful '30s Swiss pocket watch, which he'd promised me years ago. It still keeps perfect time. To honour his memory, I'm going to polish it up and purchase a chain for it. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

08-10-2015, 02:42 AM	#33432 (permalink)
Ashwell John Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 100	Basically when don't have office work. I stay at home and watch tv for whole day. And of course I like to watch tv while have no work.