How tall are you?

Will do this later.

6'3

It was my grandfather's birthday on the 5th. I think he's 70 now.

It's my mom's birthday today. She's 52.

It's my cat's birthday tomorrow. He's 1.

It's my birthday on Wednesday. I'll be 26.

I should probably call my mom but I'm kind of drunk.

I haven't read a post of yours in months where you didn't point out that you're intoxicated on something.

lol

because that's like literally the only time I'm willing to sit in one place for longer than a few minutes :laughing:

my mom and I had a pleasant conversation.

we only bonded over how Shelley Long was lovelier than Kirstie Alley on "Cheers" but it was still something.

Fixed that for you.

awww bruh you got me

You fat freak. You could be in the circus and children could throw popcorn at you to get you mad.

Know what I would pay to see at a circus? The Batlord on 20 foot stilts running away from a clown with an axe who is about to chop him down .... if the clown succeeds the Batlord plummets into a pride of hungry lions, .... all of this witness by two observant vultures on trapezes waiting for left-overs.http://orig03.deviantart.net/a2d4/f/..._mrichston.gif