I'd rather clean toilets than cashier, let alone make sandwiches.

Jobs I've done to make money

- nursing home maintenance man - cleaning toilets and washing **** off of the floor. Also stocked the workers coke machine as a bonus

- pickle factory. Spent a day bottling garlic juice with this hot chick and we both quit - The place blew up years later

- selling newspaper subscriptions on the phone, AKA: how to make people hate you

- fast food cook for a sub shop - actually loved this job. The place was a hometown icon and I nailed the food

I worked food service at an amusement park, and I'd call that the best job I ever had. You were allowed to choose between different departments: grounds-keeping, ride operations, food service, etc. I chose food service because it paid 50 cents more an hour. This was back before they started using mobile stands around the park, so you were literally balls-to-the-walls with customers most of the day.

always knew sub sauce was suspicious

Stay the **** away from the mayo.

Making sandwiches sucks, but at least it passes the time quickly when you're busy.

A pickle factory blew up?

I agree. I meant that I'd rather clean toilets and make sandwiches than have to cashier. Cashiering blows.

all the dick jokes

You know how much flammable fumes are involved in making horseradish?

Actually is was an overnight gas leak. It was one of those old red brick factories and the place blew to kingdom come.

The site is now a kids park.