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Old 07-19-2015, 01:13 PM   #33231 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2015, 01:16 PM   #33232 (permalink)
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I got a call from the FedEX driver who told me she was downstairs. I was like "What the f*ck? Are you serious? I need to put on pants. I'll be right down." Got down there and apologized and said I didn't expect this til at least tomorrow. She told me it happens all the time.

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Old 07-19-2015, 01:18 PM   #33233 (permalink)
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I got a call from the FedEX driver who told me she was downstairs. I was like "What the f*ck? Are you serious? I need to put on pants. I'll be right down." Got down there and apologized and said I didn't expect this til at least tomorrow. She told me it happens all the time.

*insert joke about me not wearing pants and it was a female delivery driver here*
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Old 07-19-2015, 01:21 PM   #33234 (permalink)
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I got a call from the FedEX driver who told me she was downstairs. I was like "What the f*ck? Are you serious? I need to put on pants. I'll be right down." Got down there and apologized and said I didn't expect this til at least tomorrow. She told me it happens all the time.

*insert joke about me not wearing pants and it was a female delivery driver here*
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Old 07-19-2015, 01:27 PM   #33235 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2015, 01:30 PM   #33236 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2015, 02:37 PM   #33237 (permalink)
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I got a call from the FedEX driver who told me she was downstairs. I was like "What the f*ck? Are you serious? I need to put on pants. I'll be right down." Got down there and apologized and said I didn't expect this til at least tomorrow. She told me it happens all the time.

*insert joke about me not wearing pants and it was a female delivery driver here*
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to put your pants on.
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Old 07-19-2015, 02:39 PM   #33238 (permalink)
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