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Key 07-19-2015 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1616860)
I order a power splitter for my car last night at like 9:00. It is 2:00 pm and it just arrived. What sort of wizards do they f*cking have at Amazon?
If they tell you, they have to kill you.

Exo 07-19-2015 12:16 PM
I got a call from the FedEX driver who told me she was downstairs. I was like "What the f*ck? Are you serious? I need to put on pants. I'll be right down." Got down there and apologized and said I didn't expect this til at least tomorrow. She told me it happens all the time.

*insert joke about me not wearing pants and it was a female delivery driver here*

Janszoon 07-19-2015 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1616864)
I got a call from the FedEX driver who told me she was downstairs. I was like "What the f*ck? Are you serious? I need to put on pants. I'll be right down." Got down there and apologized and said I didn't expect this til at least tomorrow. She told me it happens all the time.

*insert joke about me not wearing pants and it was a female delivery driver here*
Joke inserted.

Key 07-19-2015 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1616864)
I got a call from the FedEX driver who told me she was downstairs. I was like "What the f*ck? Are you serious? I need to put on pants. I'll be right down." Got down there and apologized and said I didn't expect this til at least tomorrow. She told me it happens all the time.

*insert joke about me not wearing pants and it was a female delivery driver here*
*cue porn music*

Frownland 07-19-2015 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1616751)
Acoustic, dumbass. Why would I go to a park to play my electric?

Black Francis 07-19-2015 12:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1616866)
*cue porn music*

ladyislingering 07-19-2015 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1616864)
I got a call from the FedEX driver who told me she was downstairs. I was like "What the f*ck? Are you serious? I need to put on pants. I'll be right down." Got down there and apologized and said I didn't expect this til at least tomorrow. She told me it happens all the time.

*insert joke about me not wearing pants and it was a female delivery driver here*
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to put your pants on.

Exo 07-19-2015 01:39 PM
I'll give her a return package.

Key 07-19-2015 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1616902)
I'll give her a return package.

DwnWthVwls 07-19-2015 05:02 PM


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