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The Batlord · 07-18-2015, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Yeah, everyone from MB was there. Did you not get an invitation?

Whenever I get mail from New Jersey I just use it as toilet paper.

Chula Vista · 07-18-2015, 10:54 AM

Forgot to mention. I recently took my first senior discount at the local Goodwill store. Bought a used paperback that was marked $0.99 and they knocked off a dime.

Old rules!

Plankton · 07-18-2015, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Never said that. I was just curious. Was there a party? Did he cast aspersions on your character? Or were you just creepin'?

Just giving you ****.

Actually, my roomie is doing the garage sale thing for 3 weeks in a row. He made $500 yesterday on the first day, and he's got 2 more bedrooms full of crap that he has accumulated from going to estate sales over the years that he didn't feel like setting up. Next week will be Friday and Saturday, and the same the week after that. He's trying to raise money for property taxes since they're extremely high in the area here. I'm just here until my next home purchase, so I have a non-committal stance on the whole thing. I did buy a cool Bald Eagle statue for a Franklin though.

I'm spending the day riding my bike to and from the water park down the street since it's 95 deg F today. A little bit of water slide fun, then pedal back home for a brew, then do it all again. Rinse and repeat until I either pass out, drown or get hit by a car en route.

**Janszoon** · 07-18-2015, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Whenever I get mail from New Jersey I just use it as toilet paper.

Even when it has the little plastic window? Sounds uncomfortable.

Plankton · 07-18-2015, 10:59 AM

lololol

The Batlord · 07-18-2015, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Just giving you ****.

You think I didn't know that? What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?

I'm the goddamn Batlord.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Even when it has the little plastic window? Sounds uncomfortable.

No more uncomfortable than rough, envelope paper. The real problem is the lack of absorbency, so I just fold the envelope in half and swipe it like a credit card. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Wpnfire · 07-19-2015, 12:36 AM

My left hand aches.

10 points to whoever guesses why.

DwnWthVwls · 07-19-2015, 12:41 AM

You took the practical exam to get your prostate massaging license?

Wpnfire · 07-19-2015, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

You took the practical exam to get your prostate massaging license?

Oh dear god even that sounds arousing!

The Batlord · 07-19-2015, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Wpnfire

My left hand aches.

10 points to whoever guesses why.

Trying to switch hit?

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