Whenever I get mail from New Jersey I just use it as toilet paper.

Forgot to mention. I recently took my first senior discount at the local Goodwill store. Bought a used paperback that was marked $0.99 and they knocked off a dime.

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Old rules!

Just giving you ****.

Actually, my roomie is doing the garage sale thing for 3 weeks in a row. He made $500 yesterday on the first day, and he's got 2 more bedrooms full of crap that he has accumulated from going to estate sales over the years that he didn't feel like setting up. Next week will be Friday and Saturday, and the same the week after that. He's trying to raise money for property taxes since they're extremely high in the area here. I'm just here until my next home purchase, so I have a non-committal stance on the whole thing. I did buy a cool Bald Eagle statue for a Franklin though.

I'm spending the day riding my bike to and from the water park down the street since it's 95 deg F today. A little bit of water slide fun, then pedal back home for a brew, then do it all again. Rinse and repeat until I either pass out, drown or get hit by a car en route.

Even when it has the little plastic window? Sounds uncomfortable.

lololol

You think I didn't know that? What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?

I'm the goddamn Batlord.

No more uncomfortable than rough, envelope paper. The real problem is the lack of absorbency, so I just fold the envelope in half and swipe it like a credit card. 60% of the time, it works every time.

My left hand aches.

10 points to whoever guesses why.

You took the practical exam to get your prostate massaging license?

Oh dear god even that sounds arousing!

Trying to switch hit?