John Wilkes Booth

that reminds me of when i was a teenager

i used to be sort of insomniac and would go on long ass walks in the middle of the night through the city. and occasionally some guy would pull up and ask me if i needed a ride

it always seem obvious to me they were soliciting for sex... so i would reject them... but in an awkward teenager way. so one guy does that and my rejection line was "i'm not gay" and he was like it's fine, i'm just offering you a ride. and i was like huh... alright well i told him i'm not gay so no harm no foul i guess. i mean i was already aware i was bi but i had no interest in hooking up with some random creepy guy soliciting sex. so i stuck with i'm not gay.

so he gives me a "ride" to his hotel room and i'm like yea... i guess its normal for male prostitutes to say "i'm not gay" or some ****? but tbh i didn't regard him as a threat.. which was probably naive. i mean i'm pretty sure i could easily **** him up in a physical confrontation... middle aged fat guy.. but i dunno if he has a gun or whatever.

but i was basically wandering around and his hotel was in the direction of downtown anyway so i didn't care much that he was a creep. he tried to convince me that he wasn't gay either but that he would pay me like 200 dollars to watch me jack off. and i rejected that offer and left. and him being such a nice guy gave me 5 dollars for nothing just to pay my way home. really a pretty nice gesture from a random creepy sex solicitor if you think about it. so i guess don't judge a book by its cover.

in retrospect though now i'm like **** 200 dollars just to jack off in front of some loser? missed out on some easy cash right there

Frownland

I think JWB just influenced my next career move.

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grindy

You look too old.

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Sequoioideae

I remember the time this fat black dude on a scooter asked me to suck his dick while walking home. Just because I had long hair, and looked like a chick from the back doesn't mean I'm looking for cock to stick in my mouth. I've never had a more surreal experience in my life.

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God Is My Solar System

Frownland

I think my demographic might shift for the better, in that case.

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grindy

When I was about 17 I was hanging out with two friends by the river at night when suddenly some dude appeared and immediately asked us if we'd like him to suck our dicks.
Later I found out he met another guy I knew that night further down the river and asked him whether they could have some anal.


Then go for it.

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Frownland

Overdrew by one penny on my bank account the day before my paycheck came in and had to sweet talk the bank into giving my a refund on the $30 overdraw fee. I got my money back.

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The Batlord

Got an interview with Burger King in an hour and a half. Goody.

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Plankton

Rootin for ya.

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Exo

I'll reserve comment on this one for an appropriate time. Seriously though...good luck.

Speaking of interviews. I got one tomorrow for a position at the mall working at "The Zen Shop". F*cking lol. It's possible I may get a job where my purpose is to sell miniature Buddah's and Yani cds.

"Yes sir, that tapestry would look great while burning these particular incense."

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